Scan · See · Know
Know what’s in the jar.
A strain name does not tell you what is in the jar — we tested that against 4,914 lab results and it fails. So we do the other thing: five questions, then a card you can hold up at the counter with the chemistry to look for and the words to ask for it.
- We rule out what doesn’t suit you
- Research you can check
- Feelings, never conditions
Strain names are marketing.
Chemistry is not.
- samples analysed
- 4,914
- samples analysed
- hemp certificates read
- 651
- hemp certificates read
- with measured terpenes
- 1
- with measured terpenes
How it works
Ask. Narrow. Verify.
Other tools hand you a strain name. A name is not a measurement, so we hand you the profile to look for and the paperwork to check it against.
01
Say how you want to feel
Calm and ease, rest and wind down, bright and social. Feelings, in plain language. Never a chemistry exam.
02
We give you the chemistry to look for
A terpene profile, ranked, with the reasoning shown. Not a strain name — those change between growers, and we have the numbers.
03
You verify it at the counter
Your card carries the words to ask and the lines to check on a certificate. Anything you rule out is ruled out before we build it, not just pushed down a list.
The research underneath
Lab-tested does not mean the chemistry is published
We have read 651 certificates from 12 shop and brand libraries. Nearly all report potency and contaminants. Sixteen had a terpene panel run at all — and exactly one reported terpene figures. The labs offer the assay; the shop has to order it, and almost none do.
What a certificate covers — the 119 read on 21 August 2026
- Cannabinoid potencyEvery one
- PesticidesMost
- Heavy metalsMost
- Microbials and mycotoxinsMost
- Residual solventsMost
- Terpenes0 of 119
Surveyed 21 August 2026 · every readable certificate library in the directory as it stood that day
Start from a feeling
Six ways people arrive here
Calm & Ease
Quiet the noise without checking out.
Rest & Wind Down
For the end of the day, when the day will not end itself.
Comfort & Unwind
For long days that your body kept the receipts on.
Bright & Social
Sunshine you can share.
Clear & Creative
Awake, open, and onto something.
Balanced & Easy
The middle of the map, done well.
The library
Names, and what is actually known about them
Blue Dream
Typically myrcene-led
THCa 21.5% · CBD 0.1%Typical published figures, not a batch
Granddaddy Purple
Typically myrcene-led
THCa 20% · CBD 0.1%Typical published figures, not a batch
Sour Diesel
Typically caryophyllene-led
THCa 24% · CBD 0.1%Typical published figures, not a batch
OG Kush
Typically myrcene-led
THCa 23% · CBD 0.1%Typical published figures, not a batch
Girl Scout Cookies
Typically caryophyllene-led
THCa 26% · CBD 0.1%Typical published figures, not a batch
Northern Lights
Typically myrcene-led
THCa 19% · CBD 0.1%Typical published figures, not a batch
Partner shops
Shops that can show you the paperwork
The shops worth your drive are the ones publishing lab certificates, because a certificate is the only thing that settles what a jar actually contains.
These Featured shops receive paid placement. Certificate and ownership badges are separate and free.
White Label Exotics
Featured · Paid placementAsheville, NC
Hemp shop on Coxe Avenue in Asheville’s South Slope brewery district. Everything on the shelf clears the same checklist — product integrity, terpene expression, smoke and structural stability — whether it comes from the vault or the storefront case, with third-party COAs covering cannabinoid profile, pesticides, heavy metals and solvents. Carries THCA flower, concentrates, vapes, gummies and prerolls.